If a Broom Falls on the Ice, Does it Make a Sound

If curling had a soundtrack, here's what we'd play. We've got to get a smoke machine and fireworks like wrestling. We also need a BIG ass PA system, or at least an organ like baseball or hockey. It's called showmanship people!

In any case, time to get that "Curling Rocks!: Volume I" compilation that we've been working on out on the market. Send your suggestions.

• Devil's Broom - The Mountain Goats
• Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
• Our House - Madness
• King of Rock - Run DMC
• Rock of Ages - Def Leppard
• Swept Away - Phish
• Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
• Haunted Hockey Rink - The Zambonis
• Broom People - The Mountain Goats
• Slide It In - Whitesnake
• Broom Love - Andres Levin
• Rock Me - Great White