$ponsors and Endor$ments

Now that the team has started to gel, and we have a respectable crew, the PR staff is coordinating meet and greets as a way to find sponsors to outfit the squad. Standard footwear, athletic wear, sport drink packages. I'm still looking for the personal endorsement deal for erotic ice cubes. I'm certain there's a market for a frozen anatomically correct dildo drink swizzler. (adult endorsements may alienate the mainstream sponsors, Ed.)